You can all blame George Carlin for my indfference to the environment and the plight of the polar bears.   I love that man.  Yeah I loooooove animals too but if a species ceases to exist, it’s not that big a deal (to me).

 I liked when George pointed out to others (I had been trying to do it for years) that we aren’t saving the planet, we’re saving ourselves.   For some reason it seems to sell better if we pretend we’re saving the planet.   George you will be missed.

If I had to name my top 5 favorite comedians it would be hard to narrow it down but putting Bernie Mac on the list would be a no brainer.   I’m not sure of the first time I heard Bernie Mac do stand up but from the moment I heard him I knew he was the real shit and that I was watching a legend in the making.   He’s gone from us far, far too soon but my life has been made better because he was in it, however briefly.    Bernie I love you and I’ll miss you.

So I suppose it’s natural that I still find men with the balls to embrace what might be considered a feminine side sexy as hell.  They are challenging the status quo, they are setting their own trend, and they got the cojones to pull it off.  What could be sexier than that?

So I have to add two of my favorites.  Eddie Izzard and Billy Joe Armstrong.

3. Eddie Izzard is a comedian from the UK.  He’s clever, irreverent, cutting edge, very funny.  He’s also a transvestite.  Has nothing to do with his comedy, he just happens to be a transvestite.  For those who aren’t familliar with Eddie or trannies, he just likes the clothes: he’s not a homosexual. 

4. Then we have Billy Joe Armstrong, front man for Green Day. He’s an eyeliner wearing rock god. Very, very sexy and very, very doable.  It doesn’t hurt that Green Day makes great music either.  But what really gets me is the eyeliner.

2. Larry David. He’s funny, he’s looney, he’s selfish (well at least he is on Curb Your Enthusiam) and he is incredibly sexy. I would love to do Larry David in the same way I would like to do Mick Jagger or Madonna–just to be so close as to touch greatnes.

He’s kinda got that neurotic thing going on a la Woody Allen, but Allen was never truely sexy. Larry David is.

I had a client recently who looked a lot like Larry David, only with a better body. It was fun

Men, never underestimate the sexual attractiveness of “funny”.        

1. Cedric The Entertainer–He can be unbeliveably sexy at times. Proof that sexy comes from within, not just at the gym.